A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both are box seats. He paid $3,500 each & comes with a limo ride to the stadium, Dinner, $400 bar tab. Thing is he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his Wedding. If you're interested, he's looking for someone to take his place. It's at St Benedicts church in Avon, at 3pm. Her name is Sharon, she's 5'6”, about 135 lbs, great cook, loves to fish, hunt & clean your truck. She'll be in the white dress. formal maxi dresses

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